This is the halftime fun? Getting treated like some sucker rookie intern having to collect all of MJ's things while aliens throw bombs at me? That * clap* is * clap* not * clap* basketball * clap*. Why are we even doing this shit? Image via YouTubeīut not insane enough to enjoy having to search every locker in the locker room for Michael Jordan's basketball equipment. I've been staring at this same loading screen picture for so long I'm writing Michael Jordan-based episodes of Martin. "You ain't got no job, Michael Jordan!" I literally said that to myself. Is that Michael Jordan or Tommy from Martin (RIP)? And the LOADING-half of the Space Jam video game experience is watching the same unchanging loading screen.
#PS1 TRASH IT ANDROID#
In 2016, when you play this original Playstation game on a 4K TV, it's so blurry it looks like it was shot with a Vaseline-covered Android front camera.
* Hits blunt* "Yo.do you think Taz could out-rebound Daffy Duck?" * Hits blunt* "Yo, what if we scrap everything that makes sense and just throw a ton of mini games in there?" * Hits blunt* " Yo, what if we just did NBA Jam but with worse controls and McDonald's advertising?" You're telling me Taz can't box out? Image via YouTube It may be a pared-down, three-on-three version of NBA Jam, but the rest plays like five programming students procrastinated on their final project until the last day and handed it in after popping Aderall and chain smoking Dutches all night. The game, a snowflake in a blizzard of bad video game releases in the early years of 32-bit gaming, straight up doesn't make sense. Around the same time, Acclaim Entertainment released Space Jam the video game. Twenty years ago, Warner Bros.' Space Jam was released to the delight of moviegoers all across the nation. Our five-part "Space Jam: 20 Years Later" package grapples with all of these incomprehensible truths and many more, exploring the legacy of the worst-best film ever made. Before Space Jam's 1996 release, we'd never imagined that Michael Jordan would dunk on cartoon players, that Jay-Z would ghostwrite for Bugs Bunny, or that a cartoon rabbit could make us sweat.
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